There is nothing worse than dealing with home invaders, be it a rodent or cockroaches or crickets. But in this scenario, we've got Lucy Topping from London, who live tweeted her ordeal of dealing with two pigeons who invaded her home. The question I'd like to ask is, how the heck did they get in her house. I'd probably guess, through the windows, but heck, how'd they manage to squeeze in, not just one but two.
Ive been in my house for about two hours, I just looked up and there’s TWO PIGEONS in my sitting room watching me eat my tea. What the fuck do I do? pic.twitter.com/wBtcDA0ag9
— Lucy Topping (@lucytopping) April 23, 2019
All the windows are shut. What is this pigeon magic?
— Lucy Topping (@lucytopping) April 23, 2019
Ive asked them to leave and they’re just LOOKING AT ME pic.twitter.com/YRW11vSz4q
— Lucy Topping (@lucytopping) April 23, 2019
THEY’VE SHIT IN MY BATH
— Lucy Topping (@lucytopping) April 23, 2019
I can only deduce that this is the pigeon who we affectionately called ‘Mr Pigeon’ that lives in a cat flat beneath my toilet. (Weird I know) It looks like him and his girlfriend have come through the cat flat, shit in my bath and are now watching TV in a bid to steal my life.
— Lucy Topping (@lucytopping) April 23, 2019
NOTHING IS MOVING THEM. Not even a tiny broom.
— Lucy Topping (@lucytopping) April 23, 2019
Prick pic.twitter.com/nqLi2Mw7e9
— Lucy Topping (@lucytopping) April 23, 2019
THEY’VE SHIT IN THE TOILET. Respect.
— Lucy Topping (@lucytopping) April 23, 2019
Have moved all my favourite stuff out, turned the lights off and am having a gin in my kitchen. It is their room now.
— Lucy Topping (@lucytopping) April 23, 2019
OH NO pic.twitter.com/HaPSTMgXvR
— Lucy Topping (@lucytopping) April 23, 2019
After an absolutely nightmarish fight/flight sequence, they left out the window and into the night like nothing happened. Sorry for the screaming, Highbury.
— Lucy Topping (@lucytopping) April 23, 2019
And in the furore I forgot about my baked potatoes that were in the oven. RIP potatoes.
— Lucy Topping (@lucytopping) April 23, 2019