When Twitter user @lukasbattle posted a question on Friday, 18th January, asking folks "What’s the most fcked up story you have of your family?", and shared his followed by users sharing theirs. The stories shared just just goes to show that despite living in a modern 21st century, we still are premature and our actions clearly demonstrate it…
"Mine is when my brothers and sisters duct taped my little brother to a poll in our basement and left him there for hours and we would periodically walk down to feed him dry lucky charms and water"
When I was 11 my brother and I were outside and accidentally disturbed a wasp nest, I out-ran him to the house and locked the door so no wasps would get in, and he was stuck screaming to let him in getting repeatedly stung
— Squid (@Sydward_) January 18, 2019
when i was four i noticed my family wasn’t paying attention to me so i threw myself down the stairs and no one even fucking noticed
— Ben (@benshep4) January 20, 2019
I straight up walked into my older sisters room when I was 4 and peed on her floor then walked out because she wouldn’t let me listen to my Barbie Girl CD on her stereo
— Amber Zoot (@zoot_amber) January 19, 2019
My brother and I convinced our little sister who was 5 at the time that she had a disease and was gonna die in 3 days and 3 days later my mom found her crying in the bathtub saying “this is my last bath”
— spooky sweaty skeleton (@KatButler33) January 20, 2019
My little brother and I used to decorate the house with my moms pads and pantyliners like they were stickers. One time we put them on the back of her pants and she went about her day with no idea
— Kenzie (@kenzie_basile) January 20, 2019
I told my younger sister that she was adopted and she couldn’t tell mom and dad that she knew because if she did we would have to send her back… she kept quiet about it for 3.5 years.
— MaaschMetal&Fab (@BrookeMaasch) January 19, 2019
I was 4 and my sister was 6. She decided we were going to play tug-of-war on the stairs. We tied a rope around our stomachs. Then I climbed to the top of the stairs and she climbed to the bottom. When she got to the bottom she turned around and pulled me down the stairs.
— Chelle Praska (@ChellePraska) January 20, 2019
when i was 4 my brother pissed me off so i beat him in the head with my wooden sandal and i knocked him out but i thought he was dead so i put a blanket over him and told my mom i had to run away and wouldn’t tell her why
— nugget.af (@kate_afff) January 20, 2019
One time my two oldest brothers ate my blue airhead. To make up for it they made me queen for the night and I ordered that our other brother be imprisoned. My mom came home and we all ran to our rooms. She found our brother in a dog cage crying.
— Jeanna Picha (@jeanna_picha) January 20, 2019
My sister used my bike without asking me, so of course that made me mad. I grabbed a broom and yeeted that shit like a spear in her direction and it somehow perfectly went through a spoke and knocked her off, split her head open and broke her ulna and radius in her right forearm
— Professer Finesser (@_Jeandron) January 19, 2019
I dropped my brother’s gerbil when I was four and it broke it’s back and was paralyzed from the waist (do gerbils have waists?) down, after two weeks it started eating its back legs off and my mom made my dad kill it to put it out of its misery. My brother still hates me for it
— Emilee (@theatraphobia) January 20, 2019
When I was around 3 years old I was playing outside. My sister at the time was around 4 almost 5. I was crawling around and my garage door was slightly open. My sister being the great person she is thought she'd help by opening the door more. What she didnt realize was the door
— Connor Wales (@connor6221) January 20, 2019
Has to go down before it goes up. This was in the days before sensors so the garage door shut on my head. She panicked and proceeded to click the button repeatedly. I layed there screaming while the garage door opened and closed on my head.
— Connor Wales (@connor6221) January 20, 2019
also I grew up with 3 older brothers and I was the only girl and when they’d get mad or annoyed with me they’d pick me up by my ankles so my head was by their feet..then they’d jump..for like 5 minutes
— Anna (@AnnaSeavey) January 20, 2019
When I was a kid my little sister and I were fighting over one of our sit-and-bounce balls. We had 2, but she wanted mine so badly that she pinned me to the ground and pulled out one of my teeth as I was screaming. I was 5. She was 3.
— Katerina (@kbelales) January 19, 2019
My sister once held our family cat against my fish tank and let it attack my one and only angel fish because apparently I took too much club penguin time on the family computer
— Samuel (@MangoldSam) January 20, 2019
The power was out for like 4 days when I was ab 10 so my brothers were 5 and 6 and our dad told us the Antichrist was coming and we had to drink all of the milk for Jesus to save us
— john cena lover (@__abbyl) January 20, 2019
My brother made me mad so I locked him in the closet and sprayed this nasty old lady perfume under the door until he was practically choking to death and begging me to open the door lmao. We both got grounded for two weeks. pic.twitter.com/oFLHdckoMF
— ♡ (@katelynhutchins) January 19, 2019
i had a winnie the pooh cd that i would listen to all the time that my sister hated so she cut it into pieces with some scissors. my mom then cut her kidz bop cd so she’d know what it felt like
— jess (@jesslynhoffman) January 19, 2019