The only thing I recall doing in my sleep was scream and I mean loud screaming. I literally woke up the household, heck my other half started screaming too. I've also been told that I talk about pizza and numbers. Sometimes even in a different language. One thing though, I am glad no one has documented this, unlike this fella here whose girlfriend thought, why not just tweet what my boyfriend says in his sleep. If you visit her Twitter account @Sleep_Sayings, you are going to find the hilarious stuff she's posted so far.
15.
"I'm the barbarian. I have the stick."
— Sir Lord Dick Pat (@Sleep_Sayings) June 9, 2017
14.
Him: "THE TREES ARE COMING CAITLIN."
Me: "…why?"
Him: "Do I look like I know?"— Sir Lord Dick Pat (@Sleep_Sayings) April 23, 2017
13.
"Quit flying and lay down, dog."
— Sir Lord Dick Pat (@Sleep_Sayings) March 10, 2017
12.
"Oprah? Shit. Donald Trump? Shit. Michelle Obama? Shiiiiiiiiit."
— Sir Lord Dick Pat (@Sleep_Sayings) March 5, 2017
11.
"No. You're a shit princess."
— Sir Lord Dick Pat (@Sleep_Sayings) February 25, 2017
10.
"Where are my pancakes, penguin?"
— Sir Lord Dick Pat (@Sleep_Sayings) February 8, 2017
9.
Him: "…and then it's something similar."
Me: "to what?"
Him: "Rabbits. Listen to me."— Sir Lord Dick Pat (@Sleep_Sayings) January 25, 2017
8.
"I wanna dig a big hole. The biggest."
— Sir Lord Dick Pat (@Sleep_Sayings) January 22, 2017
7.
"Spaghetti is hair for meatballs."
— Sir Lord Dick Pat (@Sleep_Sayings) January 6, 2017
6.
"They took all my dinosaurs… All of them."
— Sir Lord Dick Pat (@Sleep_Sayings) December 7, 2016
5.
"I want French fries. From France."
— Sir Lord Dick Pat (@Sleep_Sayings) September 25, 2016
4.
Him: "I'm gonna give him a fossil."
Me: "A fossil?"
Him: "Yeah, a fuck-you-saurus."— Sir Lord Dick Pat (@Sleep_Sayings) August 23, 2016
3.
Him: "Should be interesting."
Me: "What should be?"
Him: "Texas in the Third World War."— Sir Lord Dick Pat (@Sleep_Sayings) April 26, 2016
2.
"I lost the ostrich."
— Sir Lord Dick Pat (@Sleep_Sayings) April 17, 2016
1.
"The pig is king."
— Sir Lord Dick Pat (@Sleep_Sayings) April 9, 2016
