Every year I make a New Year Resolution, head to the gym, stay consistent, eat well. I do follow it for few months, then the resolution goes out the window. I often wonder, why do I make these resolutions if I am not going to stick to them. I am sure millions of others feel the same. But some of these 2018 New Year Resolution are very creative and funny, I couldn't have come up with these tweets myself.
My New Year’s resolution is to be a more positive, better person…and to wear more fake eyelashes. 😊😘
— Kerry Butler (@KerryButlerNyc) December 31, 2017
my new year’s resolution is for someone else to pay my rent every month what do you mean that’s not how it works
— j a c k s o n (@headfallsoff) December 31, 2017
my new year's resolution is to pretend i have the willpower to magically fix all my problems
— Monika (@lilmonix3) December 31, 2017
— My Dog Is Cutest (@mydogiscutest) December 30, 2017
My New Year's resolution is to wake up NOT hungover.
— Hannah Hart (@harto) December 31, 2017
New Year’s resolution: pet more dogs.
— Karissa Ty (@KarissaTy) December 31, 2017
2017 was the epitome of the friends episode where ross said his new year's resolution was to not have any divorces and ended up getting divorced twice
— emma (@mulderspecter) December 31, 2017
New Years resolution is to be a nicer bitch. Still a bitch, but a bit of a nicer one
— Caitlin Johnson (@caitsjohnson1) December 31, 2017
Honestly, my New Year's resolution is to stop spending money on going out to eat when I have perfectly good food at home.
— Joseph Morgan (@Josephmorgan96) December 30, 2017
My New Years resolution is everything I said my New Years resolution was last year and the year before that I still haven’t done
— Alex Dorame (@AlexD0rame) December 31, 2017
my new year's resolution is to stop adding people on snapchat when i'm drunk
— mads (@Madisonanneeee) December 25, 2017
My New Years resolution is to never not wear this comfy robe. pic.twitter.com/kLWqUbefCW
— HeatherGStewart🇨🇦 (@hgracestewart) December 31, 2017
New Year’s Resolution: avoid getting talked to by a stranger while waiting in a line of any kind.
— Introvert Life (@IntrovertLiving) December 29, 2017
My New Year’s resolution is to drink more coffee.
— Unapologetic Dreamer (@keithawynn) December 31, 2017
My new year’s resolution is to get really into essential oils and then make sure I bring up the fact that I’m really into essential oils in every conversation I have until the end of time.
— Rex Huppke (@RexHuppke) December 31, 2017