They say communication is key in any given relationship. But what if the one or the other refuses to communicate about how they feel, then it's all hell break lose. I for one do try be as communicative as possible, just saying. Moving forward, we've got 10 brutally real marriage tweets that are 200% hilarious and 100% true
Husband got excited thinking I was touching myself under the covers but I was actually just opening a Kit Kat I didn't wanna share.
— Valerie (@ValeeGrrl) December 30, 2015
Me: I'm glad I got married. Everyone needs a sidekick.
Wife: Good point, Robin.
— James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) March 22, 2017
Establish dominance in your household by staring at your husband while you unplug his phone from the charger and plug in your own.
— Mommy Owl (@Lhlodder) November 23, 2017
Wife: IT’S OVER! GET OUT!
Me: Ok, good luck killing spiders
— The Dadvocate (@thedadvocate01) November 20, 2018
Marriage is just your spouse perpetually standing in front of the kitchen drawer or cabinet you need to open.
— SpacedMom (@copymama) April 10, 2018
*watching husband sleep*
Me: "I just love him so much, he's my everyth-"
Me: "I can't live like this."
— Stephanie Ortiz (@Six_Pack_Mom) August 28, 2016
My wife wanted two kittens but I am the man in this house so we got two kittens
— Justin Guarini (@JustinGuarini) January 17, 2015
Marriage is about understanding what irritates your spouse and using it strategically.
— TheAlexNevil, French Philosopher (@TheAlexNevil) January 17, 2018
wife: Why is your back all scratched up?
[flashback to me chasing a raccoon after she told me to leave it alone]
me: I'm having an affair
— Josh (@iwearaonesie) August 18, 2016
My wife and I hit an important marriage milestone.
We had a fight entirely in fridge magnets. pic.twitter.com/sUvXbe2Fnn
— James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) June 4, 2015